tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:
tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:
why do people think i’m mean like i’m literally just sitting here
ignore the post about pushing 5 year olds on the floor to get to the stuffed animal section of the store
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the most Child Emperor urge i have is to shout “BOOORRIINGGG!!!” when i have to witness something i dont like for too long
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If I say “aww look at the birds” n you say “they’re just sparrows” I’m killing you. Find beauty in nature or else.
I’m getting sick of yall a lil bit. Shut up.
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Completely sober in the club googling worst medieval executions
(via joshpeck)
walks out of a bar covered in kisses and I say “you should see the other guy” and you look in the bar and he’s dead in a pool of blood
Manager said I’m ugly and can go home early to think about what I did
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I feel like a deer that’s been hit by a car and left to die almost everyday of my life btw
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This image appeared in my head and I just started crying
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The most terrifying part of having memory issues is when you can feel something from 5 seconds ago be thrown out the window and there’s an empty hole where it once was. You remember that you forgot something.
(via butch-himbo-king)
what are you even supposed to do when youre angry. cant scream at anyone cos im not a dick. cant break anything cos i paid money for that. cant rip my hair out cos i need it on my head. literally what now
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godcreatedtheheavensandtheearth:
pulling up to the function scared and puffed up
Being on drag race sounds like the most grueling psychological torture I can possibly imagine. I would kill myself on air right in front of Roople.
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